DJ Palid
@smokecutter20 years of superb performances from the monkey banging around in my head
"My Love Mine All Mine" by Mitski (1.365B) has surpassed "Clean White Noise" by White Noise Baby Sleep and is now the 424th most streamed song on Spotify of all time!
i fear i took that naked guy jumping in the bass pro shop fish tank for granted at the time 💔
this is how it feels to talk my sister while she’s texting someone
what is donald trump gonna do about me always having an eyelash in my eye
This is the kind of incomprehensible sex position that you read in a fanfic and you can’t even focus on the story anymore bc you’re wondering how they’re physically able to do this.
Girl dads at random:
Men love women who were raised by a father because they're unlikely to be feminists. Understand boundaries. Respect themselves. For their character.
Ayo Edebiri encourages people stop using AI for trivial purposes in new post: “pls stop using Al to see what you'd look like as a sexy sims character or whatever you can commission some talented and horny freak to do it for like $6… this s**t is cooking the planet!!!! and our…
love a cold shower cause it feels like someone’s slowly emptying a swimming pool over me
i feel bad for anyone walking past my room while i use this massage gun on my pectoralis minor
idk if i was upset about something and then someone was in my room calling me bae i would start hitting myself and i think thats why i couldn’t be in a relationship
ethel cain on the election: "if you voted for trump, i hope that peace never finds you. instead, i hope clarity strikes you someday like a clap of lightning and you have to live the rest of your life with the knowledge and guilt of what you've done and who you are as a person."
as an avid chatgpt hater it makes me upset that i didnt go to college i think that wouldve been the only opportunity for me to be the smartest person in a room
need to queen out and tell campfire stories with them
This is from a trail camera is VERMONT! Our country is being INVADED thanks to Harris leaving the border wide open. We must elect President Trump to Save America!
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