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ryan 🚪🚶🏻‍♂️

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Joined February 2016
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think 2023 is the year I finally challenge myself to listen to all 500 albums from the Rolling Stone list. probably won’t make it through by the end of the year but it feels like a good time to start rollingstone.com/music/music-li…


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Proof of income? How about 8 inches and thick? How about talented? how about loving and respectful? I lost my wife 10 weeks ago


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Drake (texting): What's yo favorite Crayola color Millie Bobby Brown: Wild Watermelon Drake: Damn they just letting anything be a crayon these days huh. Hahaaa. Hard for a guy like me to keep up


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i be on my Paul shit. some days got me cheesing while handling my business like Logan. but piss me off and i’ll show you my Jake side.


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When I'm in a holding space for defying gravity lyrics in queer media competition but the black solo poly hijabi amputee is already there

i’m 17 and SCARED of holding space for defying gravity



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History teachers when they get to say “The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy, Roman nor an empire”

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Millennial husband: Sweet summer child, I was today years old when I realized you were my favorite hooman 😍 Zoomer wife: When youre in a real yearner competition and your opponent is me>>> 🥰 Gen Alpha ring bearer: Erm what the sigma 🤢


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I can't tell what my favorite part of this video is: the solemnity in announcing people have been "holding space" for the lyrics of a 20 year old song, Cynthia acting like she personally wrote it, Ariana holding onto Cynthia's index finger, or the reveal of "a couple of posts"



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a door a lot of u mfs cant open

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Calling it "Hunter Times Hunter" in front of a bunch of nerds just to feel something


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Do people realise that the concept of meal prep is the most hyper individualistic capitalist concept that represents everything wrong with society



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the only thing worse than being unemployed is being employed


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How about an Emotionally Well Adjusted Man actalike contest. How about that


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I love 😊. She’s simple, authentic. Her joy comes from within and she’s at peace. none of the performative bullshit of her peers


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college??? u were definitely in Ms. Ishtar’s irrigation class at Mesopotamia high school

we’re not supposed to talk about this anymore, but hearing these in college, oh my god man lol

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júng shældön

16 year old Björk with her first serious punk band in 1982



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just remembered this image from like 12 yrs ago

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i was taught a strange amount about the iditarod as a child


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"Boys are always thinking about the Roman Empire" was the most baffling meme. Why were people lying about that.

Remember that time normal white guys pretended they were nerds about the Roman empire



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