Charlie Shuttleworth
@shutterscharlieactor, writer, professional avoider
Heard joke once: man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him."
I love seeing peoples brains melt out of their skull when they find out that a dictionary is actually just a record of commonly used words and not a rule book for language
Merriam-Webster has officially added the words “rizz” and “simp” to its dictionary
it’s finally happened: the last bastion of gender conformity, theatre, has fallen.
This is the winner of tonight’s Best Male Actor Award at the Tony’s.
The mustache is enjoying one of its periodic renaissances. “It’s very masculine, but it’s also very flamboyant and quietly sort of queer-coded,” one man from Brooklyn said. “The entire gender spectrum is obsessed with my mustache, as am I.” nyti.ms/3N63wYr
guys help out my friend charlie
skeleton, england, 15th century
Gf: I think you're so handsome :-) Me: ok Friend: Your Kermit impression is getting really good Me: That means the world to me player
As a kid, I dreamed of being on Broadway. Today, I'm HERE! I'm producing a Broadway show and there's no role I'd rather have. @GreyHouseBway is in previews, so GET EXCITED, and get SCARED...because it's a horror show and I know a thing or two about jump-scares ;)
Orcas have sunk 3 boats in Europe and appear to be teaching others to do the same. Scientists think a traumatized orca initiated the assault on boats after a "critical moment of agony" and that the behavior is spreading among the population. livescience.com/animals/orcas/…
I am sorry, but there is really no reason to let people do this to you. People have learned the wrong lessons from King, and I fear it wil result in more dead activists and emboldedned reactionarys.
🚨 | NEW: A man decks a Just Stop Oil protestor and throws the social media guy's phone across the street... leaving it smashed to pieces
thinking about david lynch’s reaction to his interviewer having a pet mouse
The way they all laugh at him for daring to go about his life in the presence of ‘royalty’
RT’s not endorsements
i am a woman because no man simply has this much cake in the bakery
at what point in your twenties do you stop feeling like a 17 year old wearing the costume of an adult
Southwark had the most empty properties, followed by Newham and Barnet. bbc.in/3oFfCOs
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