Aaron Thompson
@shotgunzzzI'm a dad and a husband. I have an amount of intelligence.
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My dad just blurted out in the middle of dinner, “What’s a gender binary?” So I just grabbed him and pulled him across the table, and started hitting him on the temple with a salt shaker screaming, “You entitled white fuck! Don’t you fucking embarrass me at the Olive Garden!”
Ladies and Gentlemen, Tim Dillon.
Yesterday I did my part by canvassing for #BernieSanders in Beverly Hills. It wasn’t easy but I still did it.
Yesterday I did my part by canvassing for #BernieSanders in Beverly Hills. It wasn’t easy but I still did it.
Went to a corporate steak house tonight. The bread was in fact not fresh but HOT AS FUCK! Also everyone who works there is required to wear a work shirt that says "I love my job". @TimJDillon was 100% correct. (Texas Roadhouse)
STATE CHAMPIONSHIP GAMEDAY!!! 🆚 Jenks 🏟 Wantland Stadium ⌚️ 8:00 PM 📻 100.1 KYFM 💻 NFHSNetwork 📊 bronchosports.com/sidearmstats/f… #CHAMPIONS #RamPride
Keep sharing this people are truly upset. That’s why we do this!
WOW!!!
There is no one on this planet who makes me laugh harder than @TimJDillon
Stop trying to cancel Lizzo because she ate a child by mistake.
Retweeting because it's funny, not because I was just scolded for the first 10 minutes of The Tim Dillon Show.
Recently Unemployed Jeffrey Epstein's Temple Has Moved To Los Angeles To Find Work #JeffreyEpstein #HappyHalloween #trickortreat
I think Twitter is just the act of trying not to get kicked off of Twitter for trying to get someone to kill themselves without ever telling them directly to kill themselves on Twitter. (Perfect response to this would be: "kill yourself")
Get this to 200K and get me on Ellen!
Every crowd is a gift from God. Some need to be told just how special they are.
Brand new episode from our brand new podcast. Aaron, host of MPR, talks about his old middle high principal, swats, and how you should give up on your dreams. #PodernFamily #stories #nsfw millennialpirateradio.com/badtimeswithaa…
Every crowd is a gift from God. Some need to be told just how special they are.
When other people were “little girls” they were on a plane with your husband.
When I was a little girl, I wrote to NASA and told them I dreamed of being an astronaut. They wrote back and said they weren't taking girls. A new generation of little girls watched today's historic spacewalk. May their dreams of reaching the stars have no bounds.
Great! Thank you @HillaryClinton You, the queen of warmongers, embodiment of corruption, and personification of the rot that has sickened the Democratic Party for so long, have finally come out from behind the curtain. From the day I announced my candidacy, there has been a ...
I have never been prouder of myself than being coked out in Long Island almost homeless saying “We need to honor our commitment to the people of Iraq” while stealing tip money off the bar.
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