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I just passed Vinny from Jersey shore on 46


*farts* "It smells like brunch"


"He was following me around all night so I thought, I guess I gotta go fuck you real quick"


"You won't get hired by the FBI if you salt your food before you eat it"


"Thinking about Spongebob gives me a boner"


"Your farts smell so bad, but kind of sweet"


*playing kings* *picks catagories* "The catagory is colors" "But there are only 7 colors... oh shit I was thinking of just the rainbow"


"Could you imagine if people got differed from OU?... What does differed mean?"


"I had three orgasms last night" *Chef overhears* Chef: "Lucky you! When you get old, that doesn't happen anymore!"


"What's the guys name you fucked?" "Jordan" "Jordan what?" "Belfort"


*asks cleaning lady* "Imagine getting railed by this" "Run forest run!"

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"What is the black guys name you had sex with?" "It starts with a K and it's a drink name" "KOOLAID!"👀 "No, Coffee with a K"


"Were we alive when dinosaurs were around?"


"Take me to Paris baby!!!"


"If it's an ocean, keep it. If it's a pond, throw it back"


"Next time you fuck, ask him to talk dirty in Leprechaun" "Oh the luck of this dick" "Here comes the pot of gold!"


"I was born on a military base in Germany" "Oh did you meet hitler?"


"Ranch in the Midwest is like water here, you shouldn't have to pay extra for it"


"I ate so many cheese balls when my eyes dilate, they dilate into cheese balls."


"Web MD told me I had genital herpes and I started crying in my bed"


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