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allison

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you could say i’m somewhat of an empath

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Well that’s not gonna help

A mask for people with mental illness 17th century

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I cant wait to be a girlfriend cause last time i was the boyfriend


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u gotta go in the thrift store with a pure heart and mind


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My lunch accidentally falling out of my masculine pocket at work

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Carrying a lunchbox to work is a feminine trait. There’s absolutely nothing manly about that.



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we should become worse

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"I hope you love your baby cause I'm stomping both of yall OUT" 😭

What's your favorite crash out?



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how i show up to work after giving myself 8 minutes to get ready

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Cancer screenings. He is advocating for the government to stop giving money to one of the few places where low income women can get cancer screenings.

We must defund Planned Parenthood. $699,000,000 a year is outrageous to an outside non-profit. 34% of their revenue is from taxpayers. Make them raise their own money. We shouldn't subsidze them!



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i be at work taking my own breaks idc nobody run me. 😂


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this is genuinely really beautiful news

China has developed a surgical cure for alzheimers China successfully invented a surgery for curing Alzheimer’s disease. Known as LVA surgery, it is performned on neck lymphatics. So far, there have been 42 clinical trials, all have been successes.⬇️ - LVA Surgery, otherewise…

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I was at a strip club once and they had a moment of silence for a stripper who passed in a car accident and some nigga thought it was funny to yell “who cares?” And security beat him like a rag doll


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I’ve been telling myself to lock in for 15 consecutive weeks


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A lot of medical professionals lack empathy. Its disturbing.


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beavers are so funny why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering


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i hate when a <3 gets automatically turned into a heart emoji, if i'm typing <3 it's very intentional and a completely different vibe than a heart emoji do not make that decision for me


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omg hosting is ass!!!! why do yall use so much damn toilet paper!!!! i didn’t know this was the boobooo convention!!!


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If I stand close enough to your ear, I can probably hear your brain sizzle like a fajita steak

Why does a newborn need a HEP B vaccine?! They should be nowhere near sexual activity.. That’s some grooming ass pedo shit



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