Sensual Mum
@sensual_muma sensual wife to a sensual man
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The best thing about having kids is knowing that drinking at 3pm is supported by your peers
You haven't lived life until you've eaten homemade pavlova with a spatula
Of all the questions my kids have asked, "am I a hobbit?" Is the hardest one to answer with a straight face
If a man asks "wanna see me smokes?", I recommend you look away
To the twat behind me naming every Bronco that touches the ball, it's not a fucking horse race. You're not rabbits
Apparently I'm the only one in my family to fall for "look under there!". "Under where?". "haha, you said underwear!"
My 4yo just told me I'm dating a jerk. Her dad does have his moments! @koalaslament
Told hubby I wanted to get my lips filled and he said he'd do it for me. Unfortunately I'm looking for something that last longer than 5mins
The best part of this diet I'm on is my ever increasing urge to murder my husband
[husband walks into bedroom] me: ok now leave and come back dressed as robocop
@koalaslament @Evo1810 I was convinced it was a good idea.. The real question is how do you know it's a porn hat??
4yr old just measured me and said "your bottom is 20 million big"
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