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Melon :D

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Joined September 2020
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I wish they treated the presidential turkey pardon a little more like professional wrestling, and had like a senator from the opposing party sharpening a carving knife and licking his chops until the pardon goes through, and then he throws up his hands and storms out


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It’s amazing that the 30 year nostalgia cycle exists for other mammals

salmon hats are BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

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choosing to open the twitter app again

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#minecraft 🐠🖥️

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companies don’t need to be using AI when this blender rendering is the cutest thing i’ve ever seen

Happy Thanksgiving to our riders and everyone here at the MTA who keeps us moving. This year, and every year, we're thankful for you!



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We’re roasting our aunt at Thanksgiving for having 20 boxes of Margaritaville shrimp in the freezer

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97 year old alien still abducts cows the old fashioned way


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chicago city limits but i smoothed them to 100% in adobe illustrator

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happy thanksgiving besties 🦃

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i’m obsessed with lake sturgeon in the great lakes. they’re one of those prehistoric species with a bony covering instead of scales, grow up to over 7ft/2m long, live for as long as humans, and weigh up to 80lbs/36kg. also you can pet them at the shedd aquarium

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What’s your favorite fish tell me now if you scroll past or ignore this tweet I will find you tonight and wack you with a 14 pound carp so you better tell me



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Turkey is almost ready for tomorrow 🥰😋

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Directions for cooking #Thanksgiving dinner. Step 1: remove cat from pan.

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lowkey can someone forgive me my trespasses as i forgive those who trespass against me and lead me not into temptation but deliver me from evil?


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I’m at ripley’s believe it or not doing a secret third thing


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hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person i talked to


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eh, can't argue w that

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Your last saved image is your entire moral philosophy

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Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen


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サメって色んな種類がいて面白いよね〜!🦈🦈 #世界サメの日

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Today at Trader Joe's the service was so bad the cashier didn't even comment on how good the items I had picked are . Then, just to really nail it into the ground, she didn't invite me for Thanksgiving dinner.


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Earthquake reported near Mount St. Helens kptv.com/2024/11/27/ear…



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