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I wish they treated the presidential turkey pardon a little more like professional wrestling, and had like a senator from the opposing party sharpening a carving knife and licking his chops until the pardon goes through, and then he throws up his hands and storms out
It’s amazing that the 30 year nostalgia cycle exists for other mammals
choosing to open the twitter app again
companies don’t need to be using AI when this blender rendering is the cutest thing i’ve ever seen
We’re roasting our aunt at Thanksgiving for having 20 boxes of Margaritaville shrimp in the freezer
97 year old alien still abducts cows the old fashioned way
chicago city limits but i smoothed them to 100% in adobe illustrator
i’m obsessed with lake sturgeon in the great lakes. they’re one of those prehistoric species with a bony covering instead of scales, grow up to over 7ft/2m long, live for as long as humans, and weigh up to 80lbs/36kg. also you can pet them at the shedd aquarium
What’s your favorite fish tell me now if you scroll past or ignore this tweet I will find you tonight and wack you with a 14 pound carp so you better tell me
Turkey is almost ready for tomorrow 🥰😋
Directions for cooking #Thanksgiving dinner. Step 1: remove cat from pan.
lowkey can someone forgive me my trespasses as i forgive those who trespass against me and lead me not into temptation but deliver me from evil?
I’m at ripley’s believe it or not doing a secret third thing
hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person i talked to
eh, can't argue w that
Your last saved image is your entire moral philosophy
Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen
Today at Trader Joe's the service was so bad the cashier didn't even comment on how good the items I had picked are . Then, just to really nail it into the ground, she didn't invite me for Thanksgiving dinner.
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