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My models show that @cbouzy will reach 300k followers today for being one of the people you can count on one hand to have accurately predicted the midterm elections. Will you retweet this and give him a follow to make my prediction come true?
Pointless Rant as a Bingewatcher. No more police dramas about: Wildly successful detectives who are disliked by their superiors because of cute personality quirks. Detectives falsely accused of murder. Detectives who spend all thier time protecting thier family from bad guys..
Watching the Halftime show, to remind myself the I am completely out of the loop.
I really don't give a God damn that Biden has a Rolex watch or a peloton bike. Retweet if you agree.
I have come to the conclusion that the sole reason humans climbed down from the trees and went out into the world was to find heated seats. Likewise, dogs followed us when they realized we would invent sofas.
Area millionaire who’s consciously partnered with a white supremacist sexual predator for four years says, “harsh reality.”
Time to face the harsh reality, socialist Bernie Sanders will become the chairman of the Sen Budget Committee. He has vowed to use his position to enact his progressive agenda on healthcare, climate, infrastructure spending, & cutting defense spending. @standamericanow
Boycott McDonalds till they act!!!
So a MAGA @McDonalds franchisee Jim Wagy who owns multiple McD restaurants in KS & MO was a part of the terrorism on the Capital. He says the election was stolen & BLM were the protestors. He said on FB that he had an "Epic" time.
Tucker Carlson just said "what the Democrats really have in mind is a new version of Reconstruction" and then told his audience to look it up
Promised vaccine stockpile doesn't even exist? Governors demand Trump 'answer immediately for this deception' j.mp/2XKWVIn
Sean Hannity is trending. Lets make some Fox News sponsors trend too. @SandalsResorts @WeatherTech @Disney @hulu @NordicTrack @LifeLock @symantec @Bayer @experianhelp_us @ForceFactor @SHEEX @ProcterGamble @Tampax @Always @legacybox @officedepot @StampsCom @BestBuy @KraftHeinzCo
The saddest thing about yesterday, was that it was not a surprise. The 2nd saddest thing was seeing how craven the entire Republican Party has become.
I’d like to thank the genius responsible for the endless memes that keep me going until January when this little baby gets evicted. #DiaperDon
it’s fucking exhausting trying to make jokes on twitter during these times when living in america feels like watching a dumpster fire spread in your own living room
FUN FACT: @realDonaldtrump hasn't tweeted in 23 hours since running away from the podium yesterday. It'd be GREAT if he gets back on Twitter to see that #TrumpMadeInChina is trending #1. RETWEET!!!!
RT if you think it’s weird that the head of a “nonprofit” makes $5 million a year and wears $30,000 Italian suits from Beverly Hills and travels in private jets.
Raise your hand if you agree Trump should be the first sitting president to go to jail. 🤚
Anyone else think Trump should be the first sitting president to be jailed?
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