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Kaylin 🍄

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The fact that we have to fight old Men to not have sex with children is wild.

Child marriages have officially been banned in Colombia 🎉



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I’ve actually been taking them for years now. My doctor told me to do it and I haven’t looked back.

a lot of women should take prenatal vitamins even if they’re not trying to conceive



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Learn from my very expensive mistake: Do not, under any circumstances, plant bamboo anywhere on your property


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Girl we don’t have houses 😭

House parties are dying and no one cares



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I love how I can scream “I’m tired of this Grandpa” at any given time and someone will finish the sentence 😂


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I'm sprung

In English we say “I want you” In poetry we say…?



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touring apartments is so funny bc sometimes you know the answer is no as soon as the door opens and you gotta pretend like you kinda interested as you see the rest of the place omg


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I love when a couple breaks up and I can watch both of their stories they competitively post to see who’s partying harder


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i’m sorry but the scholastic book fair did not inspire a love of reading it created my love of shopping


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health in america is so bad cus here you’ll be making a salad thinking you’re doing good and then there’ll be a recall on the lettuce


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idk why doctors only give stickers to kids? like hello i was also brave today


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Cast full of unknowns, budget $5 and a dream, and pure fan love. That first season was something special.

this was the first show that truly made me understand the importance of binge watching

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Everyone hyping up this ugly man but I haven’t forgotten what he did to Stephanie Soo

nikocado avocado single-handedly fooled the entire internet by making thousands if not millions ON PRE RECORDED CONTENT?? while he was working on his health and weight loss journey ?? this is insane this man might just be a fucking mastermind

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my sister chelsey & her boyfriend were hit on their motorcycle by a drunk off duty cop in my hometown of springfield illinois. the cops at the scene turned off their body cams and fed the drunk officer water and gum to sober him up for 6+ hours & only gave him a traffic ticket


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Told my 56-year-old coworker that I’m a bit anti-social and he said “yeah I noticed that about you, you don’t necessarily light up a room”


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as kids we were taught that taking anything from the mini bar would bring financial ruin upon our family


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Okay then can you people decide if you want my laptop in or out of my backpack with the same annoying conviction

Peanut Butter is a liquid. We said what we said.



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wow maybe me and simone biles have more in common than i thought

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When people give me directions and say ‘you can’t miss it’— Buddy you have no fucking idea of what I’m capable of


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