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I love Naija Twitter. We've all gone from being expert election analysts to expert legal analysts. Wonderful something...
How? Say Mercedes Benz enter mud no mean say e be Honda o
Ghanaians are too kind. If it were me, I'd have finished Nigerians tonight 😤
English : I’m broke Pigin : Me no get shishi NIV : I don’t have money KJV : Henceforth,let it be known unto thee,that de pocket of my garment consist of nothing but emptiness NKJV: From this day onward,let it be declared unto all men,that the treasury box is empty & void😂🤣😅
So @AirtelNigeria just called me again to tell me that I need an affidavit even with my NIN, identification, SIM card and sim pack I went to the office with. Wwwooooooowww I still need affidavit to get a sim? 😂
We all seem to know the problems bedeviling our beloved nation, Nigeria, but why have we not found a solution? You find critics everywhere you turn, all they do is criticize, nothing more.
Folks signing an online petition to remove a Nigerian lawmaker. Worrying, where people don’t understand that while online petitions have their place and relevance on some issues and in some climes, 7 billion online signatures can’t recall a rat in Nigeria let alone a lawmaker.
Edouard Mendy has now made 5 clean sheets for Chelsea in his first 6 games for the club: 🆚 Crystal Palace: Clean sheet ⛔️ 🆚 Sevilla: Clean sheet ⛔️ 🆚 Man Utd: Clean sheet ⛔️ 🆚 Krasnodar: Clean sheet ⛔️ 🆚 Burnley: Clean sheet ⛔️
You were angry on Day1...so you went to burn many BRT Buses in protest. But on Day 2 you went to stay at BRT Bus Stop waiting to be taken to your destination. What do you call that? Lack of strategic thinking is an epidemic.
Sterling Bank app has a "panic password" option so that whenever y ou are forced to show your balance or send money, you'll input the panic password and it'd show a less amount of money and that's the only amount you'd be able to transfer.... Mad idea.
If life is a video game, the graphics are great, but the plot is confusing & the tutorial is way too long
When a Deputy Vice Chancellor who is said to be a “computer expert” mistakes the IPPIS Oracle database for a “mere spreadsheet”, you know say wahala dey. He probably can’t build a software to save his own life o. Probably can’t even use a smartphone o. Probably my generation o.😂
You should be able to say something factually positive about somebody you hate & say something factually negative about somebody you love. Life is not in Black & White. E.g Saying Trump is a very Rich guy is factually positive; but u can despise his govt. Facts are facts. Simple
3 steps to get rich quickly. Step 1: Design a get rich quick scheme. Step 2: Sell it to fools who want to get rich quickly. Step 3: Invest the proceeds in a mutual fund. Summary: A get rich scheme is someone's attempt to get rich quickly with your money. Don't fall for it.
There are many of them on Nigerian twitter who float around in the clouds with their sense of superiority and ideas that can't meet the test of implementation. You can see the lack of humility in their engagement wirh issues.
Cut the waste! Cut the waste! Cut the waste! That’s the best way to save a broke nation. Cut funding for pilgrimage!! Cut funding of big big cars and needless foreign trips!! Make appointments and government position less juicy. Reduce salaries of NASS members! Cut cut cut!!
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Victor Osimhen didn't come here to play with anyone. Came in as a substitute on 19 minutes and scored 18 minutes later twitter.com/TribuneLOSC/st…
Inter Milan have agreed a deal with Manchester United to sign Alexis Sanchez on loan, according to Sky in Italy
Good morning. #ThisIsYourConscienceSpeaking. You joined the chorus that portfolios should be attached to Ministerial nominations for screening. What happens when the President reshuffles his Cabinet? Should Ministers come back to be re-screened? You think am at all? Think am o.
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