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Then: Journalist. Now: Teacher. Always: Paragraph Stacker @dsmeast: 1993; H.O.F. 2020; @drakeuniversity: BA 1997, MA 2022; Venmo: (@)newsmanone.

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Evil Hasselhoff barely screws the cap back on two-liter bottles.

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Youโ€™re simply not getting back-to-back hours of television magic like this today, my friends.

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Ten years ago today, my first official Metro Voice column published in the local Gannett Outlet Store. I thought I had reached the pinnacle and found the job from which I retire. It was the beginning of the end of my career. The column lasted only 4 years before editors took itโ€ฆ


Gen X. Defined.

Looking back now, it was a total gangster move to be out there fishing alone on the pier at age fucking 4 with the bologna sandwich he probably prepared and packed his goddamn self.



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38 years ago today, the greatest sports movie ever made was released in theaters. As divided as our country is right now, it's comforting to know we can all 100% agree on this simple fact.

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If you didnโ€™t want to see Paul Lynde taking a drag off of Alice Cooperโ€™s lung dart while Elton John smells a flower, well, youโ€™re following the wrong account.

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๐Ÿ’ฅHow does it make you feel when you realize Walmart had GIJOE U.S.S. Flaggs for $59.64 in 1987! ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ

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That moment youโ€™re walking through a Goodwill and suddenly have a religious experience ...

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It was a well-known fact in the 70s that the effectiveness of any athletic treatment was enhanced at least 200% by drinking a beer.

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Sweet CBS double bill.

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Just watched โ€œout where the buses donโ€™t runโ€ episode of #MiamiVice just a masterpiece episode @michaelmann the last 5 mins are so atmospheric as well pure MM and with a little richard cameo! @SonnyCrockett92



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I know "Major League" is just a movie, but the line "I got a hunch he's due" is the kind of managing baseball needs again.


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Vote Batman ๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ

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Iโ€™m not encouraging anyone to #vote today. If youโ€™re so dumb that you need to be reminded on social media to vote, you probably shouldnโ€™t vote.


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Voted for a better world. Voted against an insane orange tyrant. Very cathartic. Highly recommend.

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