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El Capitan

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Kids, I shit you not. There used to be a phone number you could call just to find out what time it was.


I get married in 43 days and I just feel like I need motivation to even start preparing myself for it.


Hell ain't hot enough 💯


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Your girl might take 3 hours to get ready, but if your shoes aren't on when she's ready to go, you're the problem.


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Girls will wanna stab you in the neck, then wanna cuddle with you 10 minutes later. Never a dull moment, cuz women are psychopaths.


Something about that song is so calming.


If I ever commit a murder or some serious crime I'm going to be listening to The House of The Rising Sun while I do it.


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Girls will lurk for 3 minutes & find the other chick you been talking to & the girl you haven't even started taking to yet.


If your either one of my kids dads, i feel bad for you today.


What is done in the dark always comes to light.


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Some of y'all dudes like playing games a little to much for your age. Playing games period is already stupid.


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i was so pissed and then i saw the moon smiling at me and all of my anger was gone


How's it feel never to lay in an empty bed?


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