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ドナルドさん、お祝い申し上げます!今日は祝うためにマクドナルドに行ってきたんだ。ある女性が私の新しい帽子を失礼だと言ってきたよ。私は「あなたはリターデッドか?」と言ったんだが、彼女は私が藤本だと知らないんだよ。

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Government overreach kidnapped an orphan squirrel and executed him …

This is going to decide the election, isn’t it.

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Fuck the big boom fuck James Buckley and fuck Nigel farage


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I'm goin to find u.. then I'm goin to fuck u.... 🤔 this nigga stupid af😭😂😭😂


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Fucking cunting wanking fucking shitting rain.


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Apologies for last night’s post. That should have read ‘a succulent Chinese meal’, obviously.


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If you didn’t get the GCSE results you were after today I hate to break it to you but you’ve fucked it. Royally fucked it. No more dreams of being a doctor or a vet, it’s straight to 40 years in the Poundland stock room for you. No chance at redemption now.


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What on Earth is going on?

The Fiat Panda has been removed from sale in the UK after 21 years autocar.co.uk/car-news/new-c…

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big things happening in the 3D print community

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Had a chicken jalfrezi for supper. There’s some curry juice left over, so I’ll be having that on toast for breakfast. I simply cannot wait to wake up tomorrow.


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Hey parents. Instead of sitting down with your screaming kid at the table next to me— Why don’t you just have your husband shoot his wad directly on my face? Since he forgot the first time.


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Have a gooooooooood night hahahahahahahaa


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Best thread in uk ug history

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Had a pleasant drive in my Ferrari this morning. Stopped at a junction to let a bloke in a Maserati out. Even - perhaps especially - when life seems perfect, we should still look out for those less fortunate than us.


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just found out bladee sampled a roblox video 😭


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