Not me wasting a good half hour in the Walmart bathroom stall thank you @WalmartInc for letting me do my business 🤭
“A la vieja muerta me la bajan de mi mesa” - Shrek
Yo yesterday was 4/20.... that’s Mari + Juan’s day ... MariJuanA bitches 😎
If temptation is knocking, let Jesus get the door
Someone get me Spongebob’s alarm because I be sleeping through mine 😩
If you’re in the bathroom and you hear explosive noises mind ya business
You ever eat something spicy and your asshole pays for it?
You know how GIRLS get moody when they miss their boyfriends? Yeah mine gets MOODY because he misses me... 😒😏
Long distance is so fkn hard it hurts so bad... I’d rather bang my toe on a wooden desk after stepping on legos instead of being away for so long. 🥲🥺
I remember in 2012 when google docs barely started and I couldn’t find the save button ☹️
United States Trends
- 1. $AUTOS 8.159 posts
- 2. $STAGE 5.499 posts
- 3. Good Wednesday 27,9 B posts
- 4. #WednesdayMotivation 5.701 posts
- 5. Taina 4.603 posts
- 6. Hump Day 13,3 B posts
- 7. WNBA 38,2 B posts
- 8. #TheHeartKillersEP4 101 B posts
- 9. #WednesdayWisdom N/A
- 10. Core CPI 2.768 posts
- 11. #Wednesdayvibe 1.794 posts
- 12. Happy Hump 8.209 posts
- 13. #wednesdayfeelings 1.833 posts
- 14. McConnell 68 B posts
- 15. $SNAPPY N/A
- 16. Pivetta N/A
- 17. Malls 3.555 posts
- 18. Trudeau 163 B posts
- 19. USPS 18,7 B posts
- 20. Herb 7.700 posts
Something went wrong.
Something went wrong.