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Marcus V.

@marcusVDS

Getting these jokes off, spewing my mostly unsolicited opinions all under the government name

Joined August 2009
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So Twitter is officially dead, sad day


Chivalry truly is dead at Chipotle. I’ll openly beat you to the door and I’ll maybe push it open a little behind me but definitely not holding it, I don’t know what kind of shenanigans order you got going on. Can’t risk it


I’ve never played pickleball and I need to be humbled, you don’t move!


This man is rocking a full LRG zip up in 2023, can’t be trusted


Whats a mundane invention you are super thankful for?? I’ll start, huge shout out to whoever put drawstrings on garbage bags


Chris Finch can’t be judged fairly because he has to play a player that is simply not good enough to play. Idgaf about any advanced stats, he’s visibly not fast or coordinated enough to hang with NBA athletes


.@MarcLore @AROD you guys know you fucked up with this Rudy thing right?? - former season ticket holder @Timberwolves


Uber driver said he’s never seen snow, definitely in Nola babbbyy


.@CityMinneapolis isn’t the point of a snow emergency to plow??


Daenerys forever in case anybody forgot


Twitter really has midtier podcast sponsor promoted ads these days, haven’t been pushed something I couldn’t afford since you know when


This is fake news!! Lol I didn’t watch because I know how to tie a tie please verify @CorabethTellEm

#TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZTRxcLUjw/ This video helped @ConLocJeezy ... @marcusVDS did not watch and is struggling



IF YOU SEE ME IN SHOES WITH A 2023 RELEASE DATE PUNCH ME ON SITE cc: @courtnayydrew @OliviaKoalaFace and all other sneaker friends


I appreciate my work because I’ve known for a long time (as have many of you) that I will be the 70+ year old at the bar chatting my shit that nobody cares about, and I need to support that in real time


Had a crew of three like 75 year olds trick or treat and I THINK THAT IS SO AWESOME, we should make this a thing. Halloween is for kids and old people.


Well the first season of House of the Dragon basically being a parable for men needing to just get out of the way is pretty apt


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