Marc MacKenzie
@marcmackMarc is a man with a dream. A very simple dream, mostly involving nachos and beer, but a dream nonetheless.
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Were you or a loved one in King's Landing the day of the attack? You may be entitled to compensation.
“Pease porridge hot” Sure. “Pease porridge cold” Less desirable, but I guess. “Pease porridge in the pot nine days old” Ok, now this is just starting to sound like a health code violation
I’m just watching the Tyson vs Paul match to vicariously enjoy a gen X’er beat the crap out of a gen Z YouTuber.
“Days of yore”: Days gone by, a bygone era, the olden times, yesteryear, halcyon days “Days of *you’re”: Our present age of social media where grammatical mistakes cannot be allowed to pass without snarky corrections
At least now I can stop doomscrolling and just settle comfortably into the sensation of being doomed. Ahhhhh.
The dumbfuckery continues apace in the MAGAsphere. Meta studies still point to the benefits of fluoridation, and no indication of the ill effects which are associated with excessive levels of fluoride, not the levels in drinking water.
On January 20, the Trump White House will advise all U.S. water systems to remove fluoride from public water. Fluoride is an industrial waste associated with arthritis, bone fractures, bone cancer, IQ loss, neurodevelopmental disorders, and thyroid disease. President…
"Are you better off today than you were 4 years ago," Elon asks the crowd. At the start of 2020, Elon Musk had a net worth of $27 billion. As of August 2024, Forbes estimates Musk's net worth to be US$247 billion. So ... secretly voting for Harris, are we, Elon?
Charlie Kirk smiles like he’s about to bid you welcome on behalf of his master, Sauron the Great.
We got half as many trick-or-treaters as our neighbour. Maybe next year we’ll park a van out front, with “Free Candy” written on the side.
Due to shrinkflation, next year’s 12 foot Halloween skeletons will be 4’3”
It’s Halloween! Don’t forget to leave a glass of blood and lava cakes out for Beelzebub.
CJSR FunDrive!!! I'll be on air live, 7-9 am MDT on Tuesday. Listen here: listen.streamon.fm/cjsr and donate here: cjsr.com/donate/ and see adorable otters here: instagram.com/ottershub/
Obama : *raps intro to ‘Lose Yourself’ by Eminem* Trump, jealous of the attention: *tries to rap the ENTIRETY of ‘All Day’ by Kanye*
I wish @elonmusk all the luck in buying the 2024 election as he’s had with buying Twitter.
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