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swaggie mae

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i am a liberationist

Joined September 2010
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If a boy tells you they don’t understand Girl Math, they do. They’re called “Points” on a credit card and I’ve allowed my husband to run amuck with logical fallacies for years.


If you don’t wear waterproof mascara then you aren’t mentally ill enough to hang with my crew


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The Lyft driver forgot to swap out the map DVD and I have to ask, at some point, we were buying DVDs to help us navigate?

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Shopping for a nice big area rug! I’ve never shopped for rugs before, I’m assuming they’re around $50-$100. Excited to see what I find!


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ngmi if you can't shape rotate a biblically accurate angel in your mind


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I am a schizophrenic who hallucinates apples on command

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I keep scrolling but the anxiety isn’t getting better! Maybe more scrolling?


The is the best girl math I’ve seen yet

E bike being less carbon intensive than a regular bike just obviously wrong? What’s going on here



The thing about being self-righteous is that nobody cares, especially not the person you’re stepping on.


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Asked the girl next to me at Starbucks if she could watch my stuff when I went to the bathroom and she said “I’ve got enough on my plate can you ask someone else”


Love this for Seattle

Fox News tried to do a bunch of scary man-on-the-street interviews about crime. It didn't go well.



Just learning now I can hear fewer frequencies as I age and let me tell you - I’m thrilled about this. I do not need all the sounds, let’s all take a seat and quiet down now.


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Mythbusters was sick bc those guys hated eachothers fuckin guts but they had no other marketable skill and weren’t great on camera and decided that if either of them wanted to retire they were gonna grit their teeth old-married-couple style and ride that bitch into the grave


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love is blind at 24??????? did you even try hinge???


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i b watching my own story like ok, what is she up to next


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