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@lyssa_gray

I'm really great and if you don't think so I get it, its fine but you're wrong and I hate you.

Joined June 2011
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I have never done a sexual favor for anything. I deserve presents for breathing.


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Really crazy how I spent ages 12-16 getting cat called every single walk home from school and now as a 24 year old when I take walks down the same street I get 0 cat calls.


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my bf opens his eyes in the morning and im like 👸🏻: im hungry, i think this girl i follow on instagram broke up with her boyfriend but i can’t really tell, im thirsty, people are trying to cancel this teen tiktoker for thrifting too much, i want a bagel can we go now? monkeypox-


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when i send you this “😎” it means i’m feeling like mr. worldwide mr. 305


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me when he picks something i don't want to eat after he asks me where i want to eat and i say i don't know

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My most efficient cleaning technique is the panic clean.


I don’t know if I’ll be able to put my kids in competitive activities because I stay ready to throw hands at all times.


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The fact that people used to deliver pizzas before GPS is so absurd to me. People were really calling up a pizzeria like "I want a large pizza delivered in 30 minutes. I'm going to give you a house number, and a random street name. Good fucking luck."


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how does a Matrix movie work in 2021? I'm supposed to be scared of living in a fake reality, trapped forever in 1999? Shit frost my tips and log me in


9/11 One Day in America broke me. Really highly recommend watching.


I think the rest of the country got tired of Utah and they are just trying to off us with this smoke.


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You should be able to list “oldest daughter” on a resume and get hired no questions asked


Can we as a society come together and vow to never do another remake of Cinderella?


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i hate how i am a “i have an appointment at 4pm so i can’t do anything all day” type of person


If the apocalypse happens honestly just kill me. I’m blind as hell and I’ve almost gotten taken out by 2 different spider bites this month alone and I’m just a liability at this point.


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