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💍: @mmatthews09 dog mom. college football. plant lady. science nerd.

Joined April 2010
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20 weeks sober 💙✅

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"I want to watch you slurp an onion" 🧅


Is it even an hour drive in the car with your mom if you don't have intense debates about heaven and religion? 😂🫠


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saw this nativity scene made of doors and they gave mary a doggy door WHYYYY WHY WHY

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If you're not following Martha Stewart's Instagram, you're missing out.


Update: my baby is still cute. Scared he's reached his peak though

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Just a reminder that I have the cutest baby :)

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Hahaha @MMATTHEWS09 asking our server at daysis what his favorite song was by the band on his shirt and he didn't know 😂🫠

Just a reminder that I have the cutest baby :)

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Katie are you still there? I can never tell, but I hope you are. 🏆


Noodle will know every word of "man I feel like a woman" simply for street cred


Zeke no longer needs me to serenade him with 90s hits to fall asleep and I'm unwell 😭


Showed up at the fair last night (92degrees outside) and my 14 year old nephew was wearing all black and gosh what a throw back


Googles "when can I let my baby try a lemon to see the face they make?"


Driving without a baby in the car is such a fucking treat. All air vents on me, music up as loud as I want, not having to reach in the back to replug a paci every 7 minutes.


I am proof 😂

Eating greater amounts of ultraprocessed food and drinks, especially if those items are artificially sweetened, may be linked to the development of depression, according to a new study cnn.it/3riAT2f



Just a reminder that I have the cutest baby :)

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