lindsey wells
@lindundertheseyalive. loves jesus. wife to justin.
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“ferrets are effing disgusting. and i live by that.” -@AllisonMaye 😂😂
overshared to a very pretty stranger at this baby shower— so God, if you read this, feel free to take me now
today justin randomly said: “i wonder how many bugs have tried to fly to the moon...”
The God of the Bible takes our misery and suffering so seriously that he was willing to take it on himself.
justin hums to himself while brushing his teeth every morning at 5 am tweeting this just in case you also needed to know that some people are still happy to be alive
the book i just finished has me feeling beautifully frazzled. but my thoughts have now staged a riot, thereby preventing me from my dear, sweet sleep... and honestly... i still love it.
my mom told me that my parents watch cute videos of babies + animals before they go to sleep at night. I was thinking it was a sweet little routine when she added, “just these videos from Facebook, you know, until we have our own grandbabies...” I am never prepared 😂😂
this morning my depressed self went to therapy wearing a Christmas sweater that says “merry & bright” if it wasn’t an accident I’d be real proud of my sense of humor
justin spent an hour yelling frustratedly at the video game he’s playing, then came to bed + fell immediately into a peaceful slumber i’m so jealous of his ability to compartmentalize his emotions that i’m now completely wide awake + irrationally angry at him such wicked irony
so I was driving and my cup of chai fell over + broke in a giant slit down the side (though the lid magically held on) + started gushing out all over my clothes and my car. luckily I am #resourceful + had this cup laying around and managed to save most of it. fits perfectly 🙌🏻
my tip for avoiding impulse purchases: check out within 10 mins of entering a store (5 if it’s my beloved: TJ Maxx) + make to sure to brag asap to those who love you that you didn’t succumb to the Dreaded Urge — and ride that wave of validation as far as it will take you
mom: this is my dream, our whole family being together!! i would have loved to live in bible times, when entire families lived together in the same house... dad: yeah you would have done real well back when women weren’t allowed to talk
another day, another chance to force-feed myself salad and hope
my hands are covered in pen and worry
a friend and I recently explored the question: “if you could pick just one thing in your life that would be easier for you, what would it be?” her answer was “time management” mine was “waking up in the morning” i’ve never felt the bond of closeness so much before
mom (praying): Lord, I ask that you drive away satan’s minions - those clever little snots! - so that my daughter would be safe me: *recalls every time my mom has called me a clever little snot* so... that’s what you call demons now? mom: yep and it’s still too good for them
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