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David Britton

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Check out Do You Know What Time It Is?! with David Britton. Available wherever you get your podcasts!

Joined March 2012
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David Britton
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Live album recording this Friday!

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I love this.

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I drew this last night and I think I need to get it tattooed on me. Even just Wednesday Data would be sick.

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Great. Sounds like Cardi is giving us all pussy hairs AGAIN this year.

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Christmas shopping got me pulling out my pussy hairs ….Next year I’m doing the shopping in November-__-

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When people ask if I have plans for the weekend.

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The Energizer Bunny has no eyes behind his sunglasses. He beats that drum as a method of echolocation. His life is hell.

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New episode with Juan Pantaleon, Michelle Kafel, and Joe Fitzpatrick! anchor.fm/doyouknowwhatt…

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We should live in a society where you can text "I can't make it, I was planning to stay in and masturbate all night" and everyone totally understands.

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You guys I think it might be time to mess with Texas.

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You’re gonna be so mad when Stranger Things winds up being a prequel to Lost and all the kids wake up on the island.

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