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2018: i’ve applied to 3 jobs, began to pay back student loans, and have only had 2 mental breakdowns.👊🏼💋☕️ #GirlPower
on my way home last night i was JAMMING to brass music and accidentally hit my car horn... 😅
Run, hide, fight is what they teach kids now. When I was 10 it was stop, drop, and roll. Enough.
lazy act of the day: shaving the three inches of leg that show in your capri leggings
i’ve recently been employed by vera bradley and it’s only been one day of training and OH BOY I AM GOING TO BUY THEM OUT OF BUSINESS
my aunt with a broken foot has significantly more steps in than me for the week so far. if that doesn’t say something about my lazy habits... 🤷🏻♀️
i turn 24 in a couple hours. which is basically 25... which is almost 30... which is practically 50... which means i’m almost 78... so my life is coming to an end rather quickly. 😳
always in such a rush to get home from work just to sit on my butt and do absolutely nothing 🙃
Apply for that job. Date that person. Buy that plane ticket. Move to that city. Do all the things that scare you, because they're worth it.
i bought new running sneakers and a fitbit... will this force me to finally support an active lifestyle? probably not.
walked into the bathroom and my sister was sitting on the toilet eating a cookie... where did we get her from???
Reminder that, trans people are in fact just that – people.
#classicdadjoke for you all... what’s irish and sits out all night? patty o’furniture!
5-year-old: *won't eat her breakfast* Me: What's wrong with it? 5: It's not doughnuts. I've made a horrible mistake.
I AM SEEING THE CANADIAN FREAKING BRASS PERFORM TONIGHT DREAMS REALLY DO COME TRUE 🎺
really just want chinese food and someone to cuddle with... is that too much to ask for? 🙁
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