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If the gas pump says to see attendant I won't. I would rather ride a horse.
No one knows how the mind works except for this one guy on twitter.
Yeah well some people would be thrilled to have my blood stain their deck
(Restaurant customer to waiter) “You’re telling me your son dried those tomatoes?”
Them: I’m gonna steal your man Me: I’m gonna rob your man
Thinking about that time my mom was taking a photo of me & said I looked way too stiff & too posed & her solution was to hand me a gourd.
These are trying times and you must choose, will you be a poet or murderer.
I was too dispirited & overwhelmed with rl to tweet for quite a long time but i always missed twitter. i guess im back but i still miss twitter 😭
I will only watch my Ps and Qs, I will never mind them. Never.
Change your password. Step 1. What’s your current password? (My mouth hanging open) “Uhhhh… next question”
now that she’s gone i don’t know who’s messing with my brake lines
we have to take care of this beautiful planet earth. it is our only home. if we destroy where will jeff bezos sail his $500 million yacht
I never thought I needed a therapist till I started reading what I posted.
him: are you busy me: I'm reading blossom where are they now him: what me: (annoyed) I said I'm reading blossom where are they now him: what me: I'm reading an entertainment tonight article from 2014 about where the cast of blossom was in 2014
some days u are a productive member of society, contributing positively to the community, some days u get lost in a Waffle House bathroom
Sometimes in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”
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