Kellen
@kell71394I love plants, stand up comedy, and hairless cats
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I would spend 14 straight hours in that bed
I'm watching a show with a lesbian couple in it and it really makes me want a girlfriend
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Date idea: I eat too many edibles and you take care of me
Hey, I tried to parallel park into a spot and goosed it twice so I'm just gonna go home. Enjoy brunch though, I'll catch you next week.
therapist: what’s making you anxious me: …………………….*gestures broadly*
idc if u drink milk just don’t do it in front of me
me and the boys are craving a perfect little fall getaway
Me- My 7 year old- "Mom I found a spider and I named it toilet, then I threw it so he's dead now."
My 7 year old forgot the word for melatonin so she told a nurse that she needs mentos to sleep
therapist: why did you do that me: ummm i don’t know babe u tell me
i love to dismiss my horrible decisions by saying “yeah that was a weird time in my life” as if the rest of my existence hasn’t been absolute clown shoes
If you are a mom it means sometimes you feel bad about throwing away sticks. This is your life now.
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