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Keaton 🦩

@keaton_wood_

08/26/22 💍❤️‍🔥 Mady

Joined April 2015
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Unforgettable 🤍 8/26/2022

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“Think of me from time to time” -Skyking

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This the type of shit Twitter was built on

FUCK NEW YORK BAY BAYYYYYYY

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This freak ass nigga Diddy had a 1000 bottles of baby oil? #GiveEmLife


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they had to put her in a cage to keep nerds from eating and killing her

Gillian Anderson playing "The X-Files: The Game", 1998

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🚨BREAKING: London’s police chef THREATENS ARREST of AMERICANS over online posts, says “We'll come after you” What’s your message to the London police?

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The type of shit you see in your dreams right before your alarm goes off

florence pugh

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A poor bear is gonna eat this fish and then go the rest of its life chasing that dragon

This man dumps barbecue sauce into fish’s mouths and posts it on instagram



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Germany joining forces with the United States, Great Britain, France, and Poland during World War III.


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“Dad what was that MW2/MW3 era like”


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Wife: You better not be going out to drink with the boys tonight for St. Paddy's. Me:

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Did you know this scene in Napoleon Dynamite wasn’t scripted? This is actually how Dale talks and he didn’t know the camera was running


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Around 2003 in Chile, when the original trilogy of Star Wars began airing on television there, they did this funny thing to avoid cutting to commercial breaks. They stitched the commercials into the films themselves. Here is one of them, with the English dub added in.


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saying retard and gay is so back


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me and my paycheck looking at that social security deduction knowing that social security won’t exist when I’m 62

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I know this is not the point but this photo is spectacular, like a Rembrandt. So much going on like why isn’t the invisible man helping

30 minutes after departing Albuquerque I was shaken out of my Panda Express and Tequila induced stupor by a man trying to aggressively open the airplane door 4 rows back. Me and 5 other dudes had to wrestle him into the aisle, duct tape his legs, and throw flexi-cuffs on him.…

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🚨 BREAKING: Taylor Swift's aircraft has mysteriously changed direction and is now heading towards the US Naval Base on Pearl Harbor. According to experts this is eerily similar to a previous tragedy which also took place early on a Sunday morning..

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explorer really let himself go

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2025 Ford Explorer debuts with fresh face, new tech and simplified lineup trib.al/1FVdTaJ

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