Jumpy the Hat
@jumpythehatMathematician, aspiring polyglot (eo+fr+sv+jbo), coffee addict, and also other things. Fargo ➡️ Chambana
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BREAKING: Vice President Kamala Harris has picked Tom Servo as her running mate. Tom Servo has spent the last 36 years aboard the Satellite of Love watching B movies as an experiment to judge his reaction to them. He is considered politically moderate and a robot.
*taps the sign*
AGI by 2027 is strikingly plausible. That doesn’t require believing in sci-fi; it just requires believing in straight lines on a graph.
who the fuck is scraeming "LOG OFF" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never log off
what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes
john d Rockefeller came to me in a dream and told me i need to invent "woke fentanyl"
the nes soundchip: beep bloop crunch crunch :))) the genesis soundchip:
entitled millennials are “quiet nourishing” - taking 20, even 30 minutes out of the middle of the work day to eat food. we interviewed 87 corporate bosses who hate it
First guy to have pockets must have been annoying as fuck “want me to hold that for you?” go away
to all the trolls who posted "Super suck me" like 20 years ago thank you. a man has died because of your nonsense
not one of you bozos posted the actual correct response to this tweet
Tonight at Chicken Restaurant™ a gaggle of unruly students invaded our rooftop seating and started smoking weed without getting any food, running up and down the stairs, and being obnoxious. Our managers had to go up and kick all of them out. We watched on the CCTV monitor
the kirby café drink where you pour strawberry soda on kracko to make him die justifies the entire restaurant singlehandledly i think
Wow this remake sure is taking liberties
hes a loathsome offensive brute. and yet i cant look away
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