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Sadly my obese parrot just died. But it's a huge weight off my shoulders. As I was sitting drinking my morning cup of tea in my slippers, I thought to myself... I really must wash ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-Great-sho… #joke #jokes #jokeoftheday #jokesoftheday
What did one nut say to the nut it was chasing? "I'm a cashew!" Why did the nut go to the doctor? It was feeling a little nutty. What do you call a nut that sneezes? A cashew! How do you ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-Nut-Jokes… #joke #jokes #jokeoftheday #jokesoftheday #NationaNutDay
I like my coffee like “I like my coffee” jokes. Not made by me. Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it got mugged! What do you call sad coffee ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-Coffee-Da… #InternationalCoffeeDay #joke #jokes #jokeoftheday #jokesoftheday
What’s way worse than Friday the 13th? Monday the whatever. Why is Friday the thirteenth one of the worst days to get arrested on? Because the judge will only be in on Monday. What day do eggs ha... jokesoftheday.net/joke-22-Friday… #joke #jokes #jokeoftheday #jokesoftheday #friday13th
I had a joke about Labor Day... unfortunately it didn’t work out Did you hear the joke about Labor Day? It really doesn’t work for me. What’s a laborer’s favorite exercise? “Work-outs!” Why do locksmiths work on Labor Day? ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-Some-shor…
Me: You know, since it doesn't have a tail, I'm pretty sure it is actually a hamster. Tech support: Okay sir. Please right-click your hamster... It was sad to read that the guy who invented the computer mouse died. Police suspect witchcraft as ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-Quick-Fri…
I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it. - Mark Simmons I've been taking salsa lessons for months, but I just don't feel like ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-Top-15-jo… #EdinburghFringe #EdinburghFringe2024 #joke #jokes #jokeoftheday #jokesoftheday
I returned my lizard to the pet store as he wouldn’t stop telling dad jokes. That’s not a lizard, the store clerk told me. That’s a stand-up chameleon I saw a lizard ... and it became. ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-Lizard-Jo… #joke #jokes #jokeoftheday #jokesoftheday #WorldLizardDay
My grandfather has the heart of a lion, And also a lifetime ban at the zoo. What's the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion won't golf. But a Tiger wood. What did Spartacus say when ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-18-Lion-J… #joke #jokes #jokeoftheday #jokesoftheday #WorldLionDay
I really enjoy hearing all of the national anthems played at the Olympics. I love country music What do a small pair of underpants and a small dancefloor have in common ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-Tickle-Yo… #joke #jokes #jokeoftheday #jokesoftheday
I was once served French pancakes in a haunted house… They gave me the crepes! What do you call a man with a toe on his knee? Tony. It's ironic how funeral... jokesoftheday.net/joke-10-Fresh-… #joke #jokes #jokeoftheday #jokesoftheday
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga … And 100% of men don’t care. My sister told me yoga is the best form of exercise in the world. I said, "that's a ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-16-Yoga-J… #joke #jokes #jokeoftheday #jokesoftheday #yoga #InternationalYogaDay
What did the dyslexic man order at the Italian restaurant? Tapas. Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That’s not a miracle. That’s tapas. Did you hear about the plant ... #joke #jokes #jokeoftheday #jokesoftheday #WorldTapasDay jokesoftheday.net/joke-Tapas-Jok…
My girlfriend hated my obsession with Japanese food. Sushi left me. Q: What is my preferred type of sushi? A: Payroll. Q: What did the sushi say to the bee? A: Wasabi! Q: What pan is ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-25-Sushi-… #joke #jokes #jokeoftheday #jokesoftheday #InternationalSushiDay
Whenever I see the word 'falafel,' I think 'feel awful.' It's a serious problem... and I falafel about it. I ate a bad vegetarian kebab for lunch. Now I falafel. A man was found dead... jokesoftheday.net/joke-Falafel-j… #joke #jokes #jokeoftheday #jokesoftheday #InternationalFalafelDay
25 Running Jokes Why did the DJ get disqualified from the 400m sprint? He kept changing tracks. How did the Robot break the 400m world record? There was short circuit! How did the barber ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-25-Runnin… #joke #jokes #jokeoftheday #jokesoftheday #GlobalRunningDay
Q: Why are most corgi jokes such bad jokes? A: Because they’re too short. Q: What do you call a corgi that is overweight? A: Low-fat Q: Why do corgis react so violently when their ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-Corgi-Jok… #joke #jokes #jokeoftheday #jokesoftheday #InternationalCorgiDay
Why do people in Beijing smoke so many cigarettes? To get a breath of filtered air. Why don't vampires like to smoke? They always end up coffin. A sales guy rings the doorbell on a hous ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-No-Tobacc… #joke #jokes #jokeoftheday #jokesoftheday #notobaccoday
Why did the soldier bring a ladder to the barbecue? He wanted to raise the steaks! What do army guys say when they forget Memorial Day? Ah, shoot! What is your favorite Memorial Day tradition? ... jokesoftheday.net/joke-Memorial-… #MemorialDay #joke #jokes #jokeoftheday #jokesoftheday
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