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Joe Nasser

@joenasser

Satan is my motor.

Joined October 2008
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Hey Honey- how about we get to the airport early and get settled with our toddler at the @CapitalOne lounge at DIA before our cross-country flight? @CapitalOne lounge: Nah, son. Our brand new lounge is closed for maintenance in the middle of the day. Enjoy your trip!


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Don't mess with The Linda Lindas. Watch the full concert: lapl.me/YQ2UH9o


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You cannot nuke a hurricane for obvious reasons. The resulting shockwaves could reverberate into space, shatter the Phantom Zone and release galactic criminals into our atmosphere who may then try to invade Earth. I can’t believe this is even a discussion.


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It's a really scary time for dudes right now. So I wrote a song about it. Go #vote friends! #TheResistance #1Thing @ACLU @WC4SJ #letsmakesomenoise


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Me: *Explaining to the boyfriend what a Fullstack engineer is* Him: Ohhh. So then there's a frontstack engineer and backstack engineer too? Yes babe. Yes. Frontstack engineer and Backstack engineer. Let's just go with that.


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BREAKING: Tom Cruise’s one condition for playing Hal Jordan/Green Lantern has been revealed. Cruise stated: “I want to actually go to space. I want us to film all up in there. That planet that they’re on? Yeah, I wanna go there. That big pig-looking dude? I wanna meet him.”

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If Urban Meyer reported the 2015 incident to his superiors, then why did Santiago have to be transferred off the base?


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I will consider iOS 12 a game changer if I can plug my phone into a car and it doesn't play the first song in my library.


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Marvel: 'Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history' Me:

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I wonder if @OriginalFunko is looking at Black Panther's box office haul and thinking, "Gee, we sure hope everyone is enjoying their Howard the Duck shirts!" #collectorcorps


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If you accumulate all the flora, fauna, and metal your true love gives you each day in the “Twelve Days of Christmas” song, you’ll own 12 Trees, 40 Gold Rings, 140 Humans, and 185 Birds of 6 different species.


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No. 8: Our most popular photos of 2017.

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It's not CNN's job to represent the U.S to the world. That's yours. Our job is to report the news. #FactsFirst 🍎


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My next book, a "Swamp Thing" special written by my buddy @TomKingTK , is officially announced! ew.com/books/2017/10/…

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Thanks for rolling my fiancée’s wedding dress into a sock and shoving it into an overhead bin, @FlyFrontier!


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We've been covering Joe Arpaio for more than 20 years. Here's a couple of things you should know about him... 1/many


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TRUMP: Mexicans are bad TRUMP: Muslims are bad TRUMP: Media are bad EVERYONE: what about Nazis TRUMP: let's not single anyone out


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