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Jose Jacyntho

@jjacyntc

RT drisucesso: gisa_cordeiro a dri vai sortear uma vip autografada e o MELHOR VAI CONTAR O SEGREDO PRA 1 AII JESUS

Joined January 2010

Gosto de ver o q ha de bom em outros lugares para trazer pra nos. O bom do Brasil eu levo, eu mostro, eu conto. E todos amam.


DjHum Grande parceiro Hum!! Um salve aí na sua Festa!!! 105FM, bota pra dançar... Abraço!!!


Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise


Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!


I've got a little surprise for you...


Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.


Genius is 1 per cent inspiration and 99 per cent perspiration.


United we stand, divided we fall.


$0 is so ugly, the only thing that makes him/her look good is distance.


Beauty is a short-lived reign.


Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.


Yo momma so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.


Experience keeps a dear school, yet Fools will learn in no other.


Someone help me, I think i've lost control


O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?


Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.


The spirit indeed is willing, but the flesh is weak.


Do unto others, as ye would have done unto you.


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