Jared Eimicke
@jeimickeComedy Writer @ucbtny, @comedycentral, @TheKicker, @AboveAverage, @PointsinCase. Stuck in a devastating 30-year relationship with @nyknicks
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How my brain reads rejection emails: Dear Only You, There were barely any submissions and you weren't even close. This was an incredibly easy decision. Thanks, I guess? Laughing at you, Everyone
But do any of you remember HBO Run??? pointsincase.com/articles/hbo-n…
YO DONOVAN DON’T YOU WISH YOU CAME TO THE KNICKSSSSSS?
Me: Jon Rahm won. Wife: ... Me: Jon... Rahm... won. Wife: Ja Ra Wa?
TONIGHT AT 9:30P! Come to Caveat or stream! We're really sticking it to restaurants! caveat.nyc/events/how-to-…
This sketch show by me and @staceykulow about two assholes teaching you how to behave in restaurants is TONIGHT at ASYLUM NYC at 930P! First to reply to this tweet gets FREE tix!!! HOLY SHIT THAT'S HUGE, REPLY NOW!!!
JUAN NICOLON FANS UNITE!!! 7:30pm - Borabish w/@MichaelHartney @doo_kee & Corin Wells & special guest stand-up @jnicolon! frigid.nyc/event/6897:29/ 9pm - The Gloquacious Hour, brought to you by @YoGlo_ @jeimicke w/special guests @GayMalsky & @jnicolon! frigid.nyc/event/6897:64/
Tonight! Reject Easter, choose fun! The Gloquacious Hour is live in person and on zoom at 730p, tix: frigid.nyc/event/6897:64/
SHOWS THIS WEEKEND! $12 IN-PERSON, $7 STREAMING! Sat 4/16 10:30pm - Gay by Play Sun 4/17 7:30pm - The Gloquacious Hour Sun 4/17 9pm - Happy [EASTER]! w/Shrecc & Friends Mon 4/18 7:30pm - Borabish Mon 4/18 9pm - The Aught Nots thesquirrelnyc.com
HUGE Tom Brady news!! pointsincase.com/articles/a-eul…
I think I understand the MLB lockout now. The bats and balls are chained up and will die if someone doesn't save them before 5 pm EST.
1/11/11 -- Ooh, cool! The date is all 1s. 2/22/22 -- WE'RE ALL SICK, DEMOCRACY'S FUCKED, GRAB A SPEAR!
I watched my first ever episode of Kids in the Hall and then I talked about it! Hear me agree and disagree with @ALutkin @NickJRamirez @jeimicke about what sketch I find dull and utilitarian
Comedy writer @erinhollyfenton explains one of the greatest issues impacting the sketch comedy community as we recap episode 18 of season 1 of the Kids in the Hall. Listen to the podcast for the rest! Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3JbDYVH Spotify: spoti.fi/32nZbLw
Thank you for using Air BnB to book your stay at the Ritten House! All we ask is that bring out your recycling, don't block our car with yours in the driveway, and don't go to any peaceful protests or we will track you down and murder you.
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