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Jason Hands

@jasonhands

Firefighter, Wine Guy, 3rd Generation Auctioneer. Views expressed are my own. You be you and I'll be me.

Joined January 2010
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Understated satisfying moment for any man: ratchet strapping the absolute shit out of something, then placing your hands on your hips and saying, "That's not going anywhere."


Liberals are taking to X outraged @PierrePoilievre and his actions yesterday. All were quiet as church mice for: Elbowgate, Aga Khan, Cash for access, WE Scandal, SNC Lavalin, Arrive CAN.......


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🚨it's official!🚨 I'm suing the NCAA along with 15 other collegiate athletes who have lost out on titles, records, & roster spots to men posing as women The NCAA continues to explicitly violate the federal civil rights law of Title IX. About time someone did something about…


I led my Men's Slo-Pitch team in deeeeep flyouts last year - can this offer apply to me?

Dear Shohei, if you sign with the Toronto Blue Jays, you can come over to my home any time you like and we can eat steak, listen to vinyl records, work out in my garage gym, discuss personal similarities like recovery from of two TJs and being tall and handsome! What do you say?



Here come the thoughts and prayers. #Maine


Pat King is Dunning-Kruger effect personified. Complete loser.


Just saw #TopGun In unrelated news I'm now going to grow a mustache. I'll be taking no further questions on the matter.


Plot Twist: @ryanwhitney6 could very well be a hero to all Canada bringing awareness to the Gong Show that is Pearson. @spittinchiclets @BizNasty2point0 @RearAdBsBlog @TorontoPearson

WARMINGTON: Ryan Whitney escaped Pearson but the problems remain | Toronto Sun torontosun.com/news/local-new…



Is there a more gouging company that offers worse customer service than @TicketmasterCA


Least surprising headline ever

'How to Murder Your Husband' writer guilty of murdering her husband ottawacitizen.com/news/world/how…



I hope Nick Paul gets audited next year. #leafsforever


Want a life of abject misery and titanic let-downs? Become a Toronto Maple Leafs fan.


Just ate pizza from a vending machine in Sudbury. What a world.


Starting to think this Putin guy is a bit of an arsehole.


People of Ukraine are literally fighting for their lives right now. Meanwhile people in Ottawa are protesting their lack of "freedom" Not a good look.

A group of protestors has gathered here at Confederation Park. They will be marching to Parliament Hill calling for an end to all mandates. @ctvottawa @CTVNews



The entire Canadian Women's Olympic hockey team played a game with masks on. Meanwhile in Ottawa people are protesting their right to walk into a Tim Hortons and get their coffee without a mask.


Idiots Masquerading as Patriots.


WTF Betty White sacrificed herself so shit like this wouldn't happen.

Bob Saget, a stand-up comedian and actor beloved for his role as Danny Tanner on the 1990’s sitcom 'Full House,' died on Sunday at the Ritz-Carlton in Orlando, Flor. He was 65 years old. bit.ly/3f4kswC

Variety's tweet image. Bob Saget, a stand-up comedian and actor beloved for his role as Danny Tanner on the 1990’s sitcom 'Full House,' died on Sunday at the Ritz-Carlton in Orlando, Flor. He was 65 years old. <a style="text-decoration: none;" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="https://t.co/RVmU88Ejcq">bit.ly/3f4kswC</a>


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