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Donald Trump’s Toupee

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If this toupee could talk I retweet a lot

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I'm no astrologer but the Sun wasn't this hot when I was a kid.


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Not to brag but I can take a picture at any time because my phone has a camera on it.


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Just swipe up to see the next video


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Remember the days when your body didn't hurt just because you had a body?


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Even if you get divorced, always put your children first. Don't leave them in the middle of a brawl, put aside your differences and co-parent as best as humanly possible. Give your kid the best chance you can of living a better life than yourself. I write from experience.


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[jaw clenched with nostalgia]


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You think you're cool until you hear a recording of your voice.


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If a person compliments your dinner party with the vague/lazy word “wonderful,” it’s an empty compliment. Perhaps they are too full of mashed potatoes to not pay attention to your excellent management. They could have said, “My goodness, you even had a taupe linen bunting on…


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Minor Attracted People are criminals. Leave the children be. They deserve to enjoy their innocence and grow up without trauma. Abuse of children leaves lasting scars that can ruin their lives forever. They need loving, caring parents and family members. ❤️


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Stupid AC. Now my wife is getting bread implants.


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Twitter is my favorite place to read everyone's fictional lives.


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