Irish Toasts & Humor
@irishtoastsIn the brightest day, in the blackest drought, no pint shall escape my snout, let those who worship evil's route, beware my power, GREEN Leprechaun's STOUT!
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I used to be afraid of the dark. Now I'm terrified of the of the Mailman bringing me my electric bill.
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A Merry Christmas this December To a lot of folks I don't remember.
The Irish keep talking about craic – but have a tough time defining it....? fb.me/1JrRkQhoI
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