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@i_d_smith"Success depends on forethought, dispassionate calculation of probabilities, accounting for every stray variable."
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“I want a photo opportunity. I want a shot at redemption. Don’t want to end up a cartoon in a cartoon graveyard.”
“I like me, my wifejak likes me”
it’s so funny that rap is in their “butt rock” era now just total slop
Gotta be rough for people born 9/11/2001 23 years of age, finding your way in the world, and every time someone asks for your birthdate you have to tell them it’s Literally Nine-Eleven. A lot of people probably laugh. At least I hope so, because I definitely would.
I never understood the fuss about preventing languages from going extinct until I heard about Romansh and then I immediately felt the passion behind such pursuits.
I’m probably going to start pronouncing “suitcase” like 9 year old Barron Trump. Just something I’ll need to adapt to.
Democrats have the political equivalent of an autoimmune disorder (where in-group attempts to drop unpopular & electorally-damaging positions are ferociously attacked) and you’re blackpilling?
This is what we in the business call “a cause for optimism”
I acknowledge the very real possibility that It’s Over and There Is No Political Solution but good grief, I’m going to wait until Trump has been President for 15 minutes or so before I swallow a bottle of blackpills and jump off a bridge. If I can hold out, so can you!
Submitting my resume to be considered for AG. Cons: no legal experience whatsoever beyond some relevant political science credits in undergrad Pros: no sexual history other than my wife, and I have an unquenchable thirst for vengeance
tfw no Irish boxer waifu to headbutt me into a coma 😔
Katie Taylor "couldn't care less" over the criticism surrounding her win over Amanda Serrano: "I fought her twice and beat her twice. All of the judges were in agreement."
Expel diplomats, kick them out of Five Eyes, cancel joint military exercises, tariff exports. They can either correct course, or make it unambiguously clear that terrorizing their own people takes priority over maintaining civil relations with their most powerful ally.
🇬🇧 Man arrested at 4am for posting that he dislikes Palestinian flags everywhere
Kristi Noem is a chocolate bar because she is a snack that will kill a dog.
We should make DC, Northern Virginia, and most of Maryland into an independent country ran by the CIA and all the “intelligence community” dickriders can move there and be very, very happy. Obviously we’ll need a wall around it.
Rumors of Noem for DHS sec better be just rumors. If she’ll take money to do ad reads for local dentists, why wouldn’t she take money from the NGOs whose very existence relies on open borders? That check can have as many zeroes as it takes.
First header image I think I can be happy with long term. Haven’t seen anyone else using it and fits with the aesthetic of the account.
New header image in honor of the Democrats trying to figure out how they lost. (Don’t help them.)
QTing this to remind myself to clip 0:03 - 0:07 for future comedic purposes
New header image in honor of the Democrats trying to figure out how they lost. (Don’t help them.)
The woman in the left photo should sue CBS for defamation. Any precedent(s) preventing her from doing so should be overturned. It’s insane these outlets can write articles about the misconduct of a particular individual & then slap another person’s photo on it, as if they did it
Look at the photograph CBS News used for the story about the FEMA supervisor fired for telling workers not to help Trump supporters as opposed to the actual photograph of the employee.
The lefty woman sex strike thing is funny because, depending on the woman, it means: - it’ll be lefty guys who are getting cut off - she was sleeping with right wing guys Either way, we’re not the butt of the joke here! Heads we win, tails you lose.
Reading heartfelt tributes in the replies to @AbeShinzo’s last tweet and getting a little teary eyed in the office. We miss you, sir. 🇺🇸🤝🏻🇯🇵
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