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who knew it took 10 years of being a programmer before you can say "I don't know" in a meeting without feeling that hot flash of panic
me tweaking my editor config vs fixing production bugs
> we'll go around the group and each say something interesting about ourselves me:
"my team don't respond to my manipulative offers of 'free pizza' any more" - google search of a bad manager
I’ll be 30 minutes early or 5 minutes late, no in between
Answering phone calls: GenX: John speaking Millennials: …hello? GenZ: *posts TikTok about how phone is making a weird ringing noise*
boss: I need to talk to you, but I’m not free until later today me: tell me now or I’m gonna throw up
"do you have a minute?" = that person's taking 5 minutes of your time "do you have a few minutes?" = that's 15 minutes gone "can I grab you for half an hour?" = say goodbye to your morning
$ git blame > it was whoever just left the company
🧠: aren’t you worried? me: about what? 🧠: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ me: yes, you’re right
ever receive two meeting requests that clash? tell both you have a conflict attend neither done
A typical person’s todo list: • X • Y • Z mine: • DO EVERYTHING ALL AT ONCE OR NOT AT ALL
[sending text] me: we still on for today? boss: yes, of course, its your job. why do you do this every morning?
interviewer: just looking at your list of hobbies and it doesn't seem to include "do more of my day job in the evenings and weekends", can you explain that? me: ....
me after remembering the parameter order of `cp` off the top of my head:
Product idea: A printer, but it just like, works, every time.
Coding is fun until you come across an error that is not on StackOverFlow
maybe you don't hate your job you just have a terrible manager
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