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It’s increasingly clear that Ellen DeGeneres was an environmentally significant apex predator in the media ecosystem; she’d have extracted all entertainment value from the Hawk Tuah girl in a 3-minute segment and banished her back to anonymity, maintaining ecological balance
Meeting with the skeleton to congratulate him on his victory. Hopefully we can put aside our differences and work together for a brighter future.
The nightmares about realizing you've accidentally skipped class for an entire semester just never stop do they
“And which great efficiency expert will lead this important new effort to streamline?” “Actually there will be two people in charge”
angry disaffected young men have always been a problem but they used to put on eyeliner and start bands
"White Obama's! fresh White Obama's here!, getcha White Obama's hot and ready, 2 for 1, White Obama's!, can't win those sweet sweet swing voters without ya own White Obama'"
Universal healthcare Universal healthcare Universal healthcare Universal healthcare
Celinda Lake, a Democratic pollster, on talking to voter focus groups: “Everybody knows what Trump economics is -- China; tariffs; tax cuts. Then you go to them and ask, ‘What are Democratic economics?,’ and someone will make a joke about welfare and half the people can't name…
The way I’m about to become a professional gas and eggs price tracker is absolutely astonishing.
I’m pocket watching everybody that voted for Trump cause of the economy. Ya better not be broke still in 4 years cause I’m on that ass bitch
Oh the skinny jeans and side parts are *cringe*? Literally no one I talk to got radicalized by a YouTuber selling muscle milk you illiterate dipshits.
Why tf do I keep checking twitter like you dummies know anything. You’re stupid like me!!!!
The funniest outcome would be if we all go to bed tomorrow night with no winner declared and when we wake up it’s June 28th, the day after the Biden-Trump debate, and we’re all trapped in a 4 month long time loop for the rest of eternity.
Trump has more pictures with Epstein than he does with Barron
2024 CLOSING MESSAGES Kamala Harris: "I want to be a President for all Americans." Trump: "I want to shoot Liz Cheney."
The Yankees should have a fan that helps put the ball in their players’ gloves.
“i really need a vacation” -your friend who’s been on 10+ trips this year
The Onion, five days before the MSG rally.
Trump’s Puerto Rico fallout is ‘spreading like wildfire’ in Pennsylvania ow.ly/45Hr105Nfcg
you aren't "dehydrated", you have attachment issues and you were denied water as a child
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