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@evilSnobu

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Joined August 2011
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CrowdStrike offers a $10 apology gift card to say sorry for outage tcrn.ch/3WBLxht



Why don’t modern cars have a cutoff switch? I mean, accelerator pedal is electronic and there is no clutch pedal… do you really trust all that code with your life?

evilSnobu's tweet image. Why don’t modern cars have a cutoff switch? I mean, accelerator pedal is electronic and there is no clutch pedal… do you really trust all that code with your life?

Quickly becoming popular here at the airport

evilSnobu's tweet image. Quickly becoming popular here at the airport

20 years of mobile app development. We have learned nothing. Nothing at all. #InternetExplorerVibes

evilSnobu's tweet image. 20 years of mobile app development. We have learned nothing. Nothing at all.

#InternetExplorerVibes

Musicians are just nondeterministic programmers.


Happy new year, everybody. Humanity survives for one more year, color me impressed!


Microsoft's Christmas Party @ Nakatomi Plaza, Tomorrow December 24th, 30th floor, 8 PM. Don't miss it, gonna be lit!

evilSnobu's tweet image. Microsoft's Christmas Party @ Nakatomi Plaza, Tomorrow December 24th, 30th floor, 8 PM. Don't miss it, gonna be lit!

A taste of the holidays while practicing developer best practices. @bvrhovnik would approve.

evilSnobu's tweet image. A taste of the holidays while practicing developer best practices. @bvrhovnik would approve.

Oh fuck me, i just realized all these LLM services are just one more channel to push ads to the innocent..

evilSnobu's tweet image. Oh fuck me, i just realized all these LLM services are just one more channel to push ads to the innocent..

What a time to be alive. A napkit sketch of a website fed into ChatGPT with vison gives you full backend code and markup, yet i need to yell turn on the lights a couple of times for Google Home to wing it.

evilSnobu's tweet image. What a time to be alive. A napkit sketch of a website fed into ChatGPT with vison gives you full backend code and markup, yet i need to yell turn on the lights a couple of times for Google Home to wing it.

Remember the 2000s when you were hosting a party and your buddy came to your house with his hard drive to load music to your WinAmp? Google wants money for the same experience in 2023 with YouTube Music. One out of 6 songs can't be played, but you pay for the memories.


All permanent exceptions are transient if you wait long enough.


We're at that point in history where the movie scene with the detective saying "enhance" overlooking some security camera footage is no longer outrageous.


We are in a very narrow historical window where you can use helmet-mounted GoPro footage as evidence against a driver hitting your motorbike and driving away. In B 4 #StableDiffusion can produce the footage.


Happy everyone is pretty content with their security posture while the network printer down the hall still shows all the document filenames ever printed, in clear, to everybody.


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