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evan.

@evanthebot

lieutenant dumbass reporting for duty

Joined July 2012
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what is it about trump that causes the men in his life to behave this way lmao

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Absolute masterclass


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He plays like he has Airpods on

HOW DO YOU GUARD THIS LAMELO THREE?! 🥶



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You don’t see great advertising like this anymore

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When I was a child conservatives told me that dinosaurs were buried in the earth to test my faith in God and it kinda doesn’t surprise me that something like that wouldn’t be taught in universities.

Less than 3% of the Harvard faculty identifies as conservative, while more than 75% identify as liberal. cbsn.ws/3ASH4ij



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BREAKING: Vivek Ramaswamy has reportedly enraged Elon Musk by putting the federal subsidies for SpaceX and Tesla on their list of spending cuts.


How I look at the airline desk attendant when they say they’re out of first class seats on a 45 min flight

When you deserve Wendy’s just for breathing

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names and numbers, mostly

what do you notice?

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The Bears suck, but it was really cool to see a human being, on live TV, learn how a koozie works.


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as we enter into the holiday season, remember these non-denominational reactions

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they made a movie solely designed for the display TVs at best buy

THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER SEEN 😩❤️🍎



I’d like to interpret this as Erdogan being a huge Grimes fan and he’s being petty because he thought he was going to get to meet her and now has to hang out with her weird ex


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but if you’re holding space…….and i’m in queer media……….then who the hell is defying gravity


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why is Tom hanks beating this kids ass for not having a ticket on the polar express after he kidnapped them


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(british guy unhooking your bra) all right, what’s all this then


I don’t really gamble but if I had money on this A&M @ Auburn game I’d be harpooning my entire body through the nearest drywall I could get my forehead on


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This is one of those pictures that reminds you she’s British.


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“This child’s starvation doesn’t count because he’s disabled,”is a sentence that only makes sense if you have been poisoning your brain with fascism for years.

Bernie Sanders used a child with degenerative neuromuscular disease to try and convince people that Israel is starving Palestinians. This man is sickening.

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I’m really rocking with Mango if I’m being completely honest

Mango! My Australian lungfish



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