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Erzsébet Báthory

@drunkbread_

im a social networking asshole

Joined April 2014

How do I become funnier?


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If anyone ever emailed me somthing important to my gmail account. Chances are 100/100 I wouldn't get it. 💯✌️✌️✌️👽💯


"@reIatabIe: *randomly feels pain on a random part of my body* oh god here we go im gonna die"


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The best foundation for your skin, is the blood of your enemies. #MakeUpTips


It's my birthday. Get creepy


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It’s #NationalCatDay and #NationalOatmealDay and #YoureWelcomeWednesdsay! Clearly, I had to post this. You’re welcome ellen.tv/1tDwoIr


Guy: what dat booty do? Me: I believe it was constructed for me to sit upon. #datbootyaintforyou


It's going to be my birthday in 6 days. I'm gunna need everyone's money. #HandItOver


I suck at being a human being. I should've been a duck. #HangoverThoughts


Not another teen movie, and smoking till I ass out. #fuckingsundays


Lmfao at that lying ass bitch getting pregnant again. Seriously you don't deserve a child. #uneducatedslut


"@reIatabIe: when i say “the other day” i could mean yesterday or 5 years ago there’s no in between"


CUSTOM HASHTAG http://t.co/KWDtTo3m1Y

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CUSTOM HASHTAG http://t.co/qJhTqnX5s3

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