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@digitaIbeehot complainer, i don’t pay for a blue check but twitter won’t make it go away
“why can’t i feel emotions properly” *insert spongebob transition that says like ‘15 years earlier’ or something and it’s just me being screamed at for crying*
life sucks but the starbucks by my work just went out of business so don’t forget that your money holds power
Fly has endorsed poop
every time i meet a city native who wants to move to a small town they’re immediately shocked when i tell them what small towns are like. so concerned with their taxes rising that they forget all the amenities those taxes provide.
i accidentally got waaaaay too stoned and my roommate put on shamalayan’s trap and it’s melting my brain
i was just standing on a street corner waiting for the light to change while i contemplated whether i wanted to be alive or not and some random girl tapped me on the arm and told me i’m really pretty
if you see me tweeting about being poor and also buying things, i’m not saying i’m smart
occasionally i become self aware and realize that i’m a poor depressed adult with body image issues and then i have to stare into the middle distance until i forget i’m real
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