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Mary Beth Hefferton

@damselesque

The only thing worse than my life is everyone else's.

Joined December 2008

1KPosts 4KFollowers 279Following

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Mary Beth Hefferton

13 Sep 2023

This guy is my favorite person and it’s his birthday! Funny, smart, silly, and kind. I won the lottery when I met him. Happy Birthday, @sween… and many more.

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Mary Beth Hefferton

13 Sep 2022

You see this doofus cuddling a cat? It’s his birthday today. He’s a really good human and I’m lucky to have him in my life. Happy Birthday, @sween! You are loved.

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Mary Beth Hefferton

18 Aug 2022

Wow. Lisa LaFlamme was the award-winning anchor of the CTV National News. And she was a woman. Of a certain age. Who did her job well. And Bell Media fired her. What a shocker. 🙄

Mary Beth Hefferton

20 Jan 2022

Wordle 214 3/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I’m a genius! (I have no idea what I’m doing.)

Mary Beth Hefferton

13 Sep 2021

Happy Birthday, @sween I’ve… kinda run out of things to say about you because we’ve been together so long. So, uh…. don’t die. That’d suck.

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Mary Beth Hefferton

13 Sep 2020

Happy Birthday to the kindest human I’ve ever met… and I’ve met a lot of humans! Love you, @sween

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Mary Beth Hefferton

13 Sep 2019

Happy Birthday to this lovable doofus! We’ve traveled far and wide, but our favorite place is still at home with our cat. Who will probably kill us. instagram.com/p/B2WWPO4JXuw/…

Mary Beth Hefferton

21 Apr 2019

Happy Easter from me and my mom! #dementialife @ St. John's, Newfoundland and Labrador instagram.com/damselesque/p/…

Mary Beth Hefferton

6 Apr 2019

This is happening.

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Mary Beth Hefferton

23 Mar 2019

Our kitten… has grown.

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Mary Beth Hefferton

14 Feb 2019

Rory says, “BE MY VALENTINE!!”

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Mary Beth Hefferton

4 Jan 2019

Yeah, whatever.

Jason Sweeney

3 Jan 2019

On this day 14 years ago, @damselesque walked down the aisle to stand next to me at our wedding. And when asked if she would take me to be her husband, she looked at me and said, "Sure, whatever." Happy Anniversary, gorgeous.

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1 Jan 2019

It’s not like 2018 was a bad year- Who am I kidding? It was a dumpster fire. Good thing I’m fireproof. HAPPY NEW YEAR, NERDS!

Mary Beth Hefferton

27 Oct 2018

My name’s not Jason, but my husband’s is. I’m Jason-adjacent.

Mary Beth Hefferton

18 Oct 2018

ME: I feel like my life has taken a complete 360! HUSBAND: that brings you right back to where you started ME: a complete 180!

Mary Beth Hefferton

13 Sep 2018

When did my husband turn into a silver fox? Happy Birthday, @sween!

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Mary Beth Hefferton

13 Sep 2018

Happy Birthday, @sween — the man who’s fed me every day for over 22 years. Sure, you’re getting old, but your cooking is on fleek! (Is that the right word? “Fleek”? I have no idea.)

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