Chris Pinckney @cpinck Twitter Profile

Chris Pinckney

@cpinck

My hair is grey now.

Joined March 2009

733Posts 3KFollowers 410Following

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Chris Pinckney

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5 Sep

Your LinkedIn motivational post is very thoughtful and inspiring, asshole.

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31 Aug

I know you know I have imposter syndrome.

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8 May

Disney character massages. That oughta' fix their stock price.

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19 Mar

I don’t know the name of their mascot, but this Transfer Portal team looks stacked.

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15 Mar

When someone zigs, I say, "How high?"

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13 Feb

Someone should warn the giraffes.

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2 Feb

If every day was the same in Groundhog Day, Bill Murray would wake up every morning and forget that he was repeating it.

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30 Jan

Right now, there's a team of NFL executives trying to trademark the term "big game" ahead of the big game.

Chris Pinckney

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14 Jan

Player of the game so far is Andy Reid’s boogercicle.

Chris Pinckney

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25 Apr 2023

It’s unnerving when my grandmother’s ghost just stops what she’s doing and stares at the dog for no reason.

Chris Pinckney

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19 Feb 2023

My mom watched a much better game than I did last night.

Chris Pinckney

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6 Feb 2023

I’ve only half paid attention for the past decade or so. Did we shoot down balloon boy?

Chris Pinckney

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31 Dec 2022

I've never seen Barbara Walters and Pope Benedict XVI together at the same time. Makes you think.

Chris Pinckney

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24 Dec 2022

Happy New Years Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve

Chris Pinckney

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23 Dec 2022

Twitter is auctioning off a bunch of their furniture, which is cool since our Enron stuff is pretty worn out at this point.

Chris Pinckney

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4 Nov 2022

just checking out this Twitter thing

Chris Pinckney

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1 Nov 2022

I hate that I have to wake our dog when he’s clearly having a little dream, but he's the one driving the car.

Chris Pinckney

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29 Oct 2022

I was pretty humbled today. Or is it humboldt? I don’t know. Which one means that you were beat up by a penguin?

Chris Pinckney

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19 Oct 2022

The Batman 2: Everything is still super dark, but this time Batman actually figures out what the bad guys are up to in time to stop it.

Chris Pinckney

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19 Sep 2022

Someone called me a rock star on LinkedIn because I’m really good at my job. It’s that or because I trashed a hotel room and passed out in a puddle of vomit. Either way, it’s nice to be recognized.

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