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Alex

@countessluannn

A voice of a generation

Joined March 2013
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In my continued quest to claim my rightful place on the cast of The Real Housewives of NYC, I have taken the liberty of photoshopping myself into the show’s promotional material. @BravoTV, I’ll be watching the mail for my contract.

countessluannn's tweet image. In my continued quest to claim my rightful place on the cast of The Real Housewives of NYC, I have taken the liberty of photoshopping myself into the show’s promotional material. @BravoTV, I’ll be watching the mail for my contract.

Thinking about how I performed Tik Tok by Kesha in fishnets and a blue wig at my sixth grade talent show all the while maintaining that I liked women


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If you are a Leader.. Follow me😘


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kamala’s VP options:

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this is like if trump posted a picture of Biden hugging Barron

BETHENNY JUST POSTED LUANN AND BRYNN????

freakandfraud's tweet image. BETHENNY JUST POSTED LUANN AND BRYNN????


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Karen’s gonna have a field day with this

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#2 artist on Spotify for 2 years running I’m afraid

Hot people have a deep history with this album

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fabragrons's tweet image. Hot people have a deep history with this album


If I see one more Tortured Poets tweet tonight….

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This shifted the tectonic plates

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this is on lana del rey’s moodboard

Hot people have a deep history with this album

fabragrons's tweet image. Hot people have a deep history with this album
fabragrons's tweet image. Hot people have a deep history with this album


Like many amateur photographers, I do occasionally experiment with editing. I wanted to express my apologies for any confusion the photograph I shared yesterday caused.

countessluannn's tweet image. Like many amateur photographers, I do occasionally experiment with editing. I wanted to express my apologies for any confusion the photograph I shared yesterday caused.

What I feel like when I force the pregnant Director of Internal Communications to sing “Wide Open Spaces” with me (three sheets to the wind) at the corporate karaoke event

countessluannn's tweet image. What I feel like when I force the pregnant Director of Internal Communications to sing “Wide Open Spaces” with me (three sheets to the wind) at the corporate karaoke event

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the Ghost of Christmas Past

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“you better not be abby lee miller chewing on a christmas tree when i get there” me:

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me:

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i am so sorry but

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rp_kearney's tweet image. i am so sorry but

As president, I have no higher priority than the safety of Americans at home and around the world.   @VP and I spoke with our national security teams to discuss ongoing steps to protect the homeland, including Jewish, Arab, and Muslim communities, following the attacks in Israel.

POTUS's tweet image. As president, I have no higher priority than the safety of Americans at home and around the world.
 
@VP and I spoke with our national security teams to discuss ongoing steps to protect the homeland, including Jewish, Arab, and Muslim communities, following the attacks in Israel.


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Dorinda immediately after taking the first sip of her third dirty martini:

what if your dad DIED and you were PREGNANT and your husband was GAY and then you FELL DOWN



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kim richards looked so cvnt when she got arrested for shoplifting at target

yolandafister's tweet image. kim richards looked so cvnt when she got arrested for shoplifting at target

They should have Klondike and Klonfag bars


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