Clair Wood
@clairbareFormerly awesome. Currently kind of weird.
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On the intensive care unit today covering a colleague who is unwell, so only time for a brief update this week. You may have seen a lot of coverage that London hospitals are very badly affected by COVID-19 right now. This is all pretty accurate I’m afraid. 1/10
Giving myself a break from yoga today and my body is protesting loudly. So pre-bed yoga it is.
I don't like complaining about company's because usually some fool whose fault it's not gets to deal with me. But you guys, DO NOT ORDER FROM @TAKEALOT They will not give one single shit if there's an issue with an order. @amazon delivers here.
Maybe the apocalypse isn't fire and brimstone but tiny acts of incompetence till the world falls apart.
So Mattell have made a range of Voter Barbies which does seem to be slightly left leaning. To appeal to the entire market they should make a range for the right. MAGA caps, no masks, angry faces, cognitive tests, signs saying "climate change is fake news" etc.
Omg. I just died in your arms tonight.
What does "certificated product" on my box of suspiciously delicious tangerines mean? Does it mean it is certified that this is food? When did we forget about GMO, is that still a thing? I should not be having existential dread over my tangerine.
One of my favorite lines from American Gods: "This was beyond a joke. This had moved beyond foolishness, slipped over the line into genuine twenty-four-carat Jesus-Christ-I-screwed-up-big-time territory" I wish that wasn't so fucking relatable.
Before anyone thinks my previous comment about sewing machines indicates a derision for domesticity (it does), I'd like to mention that my 4 year old runs a sweatshop of me, hand sewing clothes for her Barbies constantly. I'm just saying that sewing machines are for pussies.
Someone gave me a sewing machine and told me to take some classes. I don't need classes. I'm going to teach myself, fuck a bunch of shit up, give up, walk away. Nobody will give me anymore sewing machines.
Just me, or did anyone else think "shit, the last fecking thing I need right now is to be cooped up in the house with my family again" when they found out that today was a public holiday? I've never wanted to be at work so badly in my life.
The earth is a raging dumpster fire, this feels about right.
I pledge to give all the money I have to anyone willing to brush this child's hair. It's only 60 bucks, but still.
To start your Wednesday how about Talking Heads live in 1980 doing 'Psycho Killer'?
14 years of persistence and consistence to get the perfect shot. Don't be disheartened if your plans and dreams are unfolding slowly, as long as you just keep going in the direction of your goals.
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First ghostbusters, then Wonder Woman, then a girl alien? Whats next, female balloons? Woman sand? A girl alphabet? Women can't be balloons
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