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Castiel Swift

@castiel_swift

Semi-funny nice guy, Steaming bowl of failure soup!

Joined September 2009
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Literally all the time! #MeIRL #Life

castiel_swift's tweet image. Literally all the time! #MeIRL #Life

Really wish @VodafoneUK would stop calling me trying to sell me sh*t I haven't been a customer in over 3 years, pretty sure they aren't even supposed to hold my data 🤔


Honestly @MicrosoftTeams needs to add the ability add/pick your own ringtone... I need Jimmy Barnes screaming as mine 😅😩 #MicrosoftTeams


Hey @Cardiffbus fancy explaining why the bus I was on decided to go a complete different route 🤔

castiel_swift's tweet image. Hey @Cardiffbus fancy explaining why the bus I was on decided to go a complete different route 🤔
castiel_swift's tweet image. Hey @Cardiffbus fancy explaining why the bus I was on decided to go a complete different route 🤔

You know what I love to do after a long day of 7 hours worth of conference calls? Go catch the 96 bus due at 16:20 only to wait until 16:35 and give up because it obviously ain't coming 🤷🏻‍♂️ thanks @Cardiffbus 👍🏻


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isnt it strange on dating site you can set a height preference but no weight preference like that seems more like a safety thing then hight i dont want my face crushed after all ( iam not on any dating sites but have looked at a few settings on them 😋)


With this having to drink 124 pints to save the nations pubs after lockdown, is that per day or week? Asking for a friend... #britain #lockdown #savethepubs


This is a poorly composed tweet!


All this drama at the #suezcanel has the captain even tried the '/unstuck' command!? #SuezBLOCKED #gamerthings


Me: *gets a match on tinder* Anxiety: "you don't know what to say, you suck at flirting and she's just going to ignore or unmatch anyway why put yourself through that" Me: "Valid points" *unmatched* "This is the way"


Most of the nation: *furloughed and earning less than usual a lot struggling to cope* @cardiffcouncil : "So we're raising council tax" Seriously... How can you justify this? #Ineedanswers


Hey @EE car to explain why I'm only getting 4mb/s on a 4G connection!? I'm sure the average is supposed to be 10x higher... Why did I switch to you again!!! Most reliable network my ass!

castiel_swift's tweet image. Hey @EE car to explain why I'm only getting 4mb/s on a 4G connection!? I'm sure the average is supposed to be 10x higher... Why did I switch to you again!!!

Most reliable network my ass!
castiel_swift's tweet image. Hey @EE car to explain why I'm only getting 4mb/s on a 4G connection!? I'm sure the average is supposed to be 10x higher... Why did I switch to you again!!!

Most reliable network my ass!

Am I the only one who is overly attached to their mobile number? Like I've had the same number for 12 years, it's part of me 😂 #ThursdayThoughts #Phones


What kind of medicine does Dracula take? Coffin Medicine #dadjoke #hereallnighr


Dudes... What if the lockdown is just to update Earth's engine, graphics and add more questlines? And the reason some areas are now opening because they are completely upgraded servers? #lockdown #showerthoughts


I think I've forgotten how to be social... Do humans still travel in herds/packs or what?


Really comes as no surprise that @echosmith are my most listens to band this year 🤷🏻‍♂️ #Wrapped2020

castiel_swift's tweet image. Really comes as no surprise that @echosmith are my most listens to band this year 🤷🏻‍♂️ #Wrapped2020

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