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me age 13: been getting really into vampires lately me age 18: i can’t remember the last time i’ve felt genuine happiness me age 26: been getting really into vampires lately


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you’re laughing. they just elected ballooney for vice president and you’re fucking laughing.

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i really dated a whole bum and nobody slapped tf out of me. y’all fake for that


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saying the word “beer” to me triggers the same response as when you say the word “walk” to a dog


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paycheck hit i'm at michaels arts and crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael


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my tarot cards told me to get high as fuck and watch the emperor’s new groove tonight


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How it feels to be a woman who said “cunt” while it was still offensive

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they should sell tall boy dr peppers at shows


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I will see one musical and suddenly remember that theatre is the most important thing in the entire world


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omg her first spicy potato taco

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people don’t talk enough about how hard packing is when you have a bunch of small, magical items. lots of important sticks, sentimental pinecones…


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life-altering movie

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life-altering movie

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