Grey goose on the rocks in Cancun. Bought a bottle at the duty free, gotta finish it before we fly back home.
Dear Vodka, Thank you for bringing me to a stage of not giving a fuck... Sincerely, Bubby
I just had a 20 minute conversation with my wife about one of her students that has a severe food allergy to nuts. #Idontcare
Fruity pebbles and a bloody Mary for breakfast. Because IDGAF http://t.co/8plEekL7nH
My wife and I watched "The Dictator" and now we are watching "Eddie Murphy Raw" #wearenothigh
I had a pop tart and a bud light lime for breakfast. #beachbum
My favorite part of today. When I quit peeing out of my butt. #independencedaybuttwater
Retweet this with your nose. (NO cheating!)
My cigar smells like a nursing home, after Salisbury steak night. #thankscastro
Easy fella! RT @drunkenwhitey I'm out of gin, so I have to make martinis with vodka like a damn Russian peasant.
My day: Ate pussy, mowed the yard, had grilled cheese, went to local brewery, went to a great burger joint, drinks, and a great blowjob.
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