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David Bratchpiece

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Co-author: 'Brickwork: A Biography of The Arches', available now @salamanderst. Writer, comedian, and how does one say it? Obtainer of rare antiquities

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Clearly they've never been on the Edinburgh-Glasgow Queen Street low level train

The new longest possible train journey in the world

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Since the UK seems to be getting involved in a nuclear war with Russia, its time to wheel this into classrooms and show them a film about how to survive a nuke , like we got

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I always had zero twitter traction so it doesn't really bother me that everyone bailed. Am like the last guy at the party still chatting to an empty room at 5.00am


Times Square, 1958

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As cynical is at is, I'm inclined to totally agree

🥊 #PaulTyson is a PERFECT microcosm of our times. Anchored in nostalgia, hyped by modernity, and, in the end, shallow, hollow, degenerate, demoralizing, devoid of soul, & both profiting and glorifying the worst elements of society



Its ironic that one of the reasons I want Tyson to win is to prove that middle aged men can still have game but at the same time I'm worried about staying up that late because I've got work tomorrow


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the most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower


This is a fantastic line up, all for a good cause and only a tenner. 'Mon ooot

We've added more acts to our comedy show next Wednesday downstairs @TheAdmiralWoods Tickets are a bargain £10 and go towards making more theatre. ticketsource.co.uk/short-attentio…

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Share a photo that’s a strange pairing of famous people!? Rob Halford, Judas Priest with Leslie Nielsen, Actor Got one that can beat that!?

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I feared this day would come. Tam Shepherds has ceased trading from their Queen St shop. Glasgow is finished now. Gone like a rabbit in a hat.


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Bear was like “who we hiding from?”


The Gary Barlows giant son thing felt like funny twitter of the past, much needed at this juncture


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I truly love seeing kindness in action... Love it ❤️


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We’re hosting a comedy night on Wednesday 20th November at the Admiral Woods in Glasgow.

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'Mon the Well

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Heartbroken today. It was a privilege to have known Janey and call her a friend. Sending love to all of her family. x


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Most awesome 38 seconds you’ll see today


Fair play to The Cure. Just released their first album in 16 years. Sounded tight as ever on a recent radio 2 concert. Robert Smith still looks like yer goth auntie. Great stuff.


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nicole kidman being in a film called babygirl is actually perfect cause it's like another version of her last name


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