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Dear Saint Bea Arthur, please grant me your continued patronage to stride into challenges with my head up high so I can continue to venture through my villain era with confidence, calm, and an acerbic wit that destroys my enemies. Praised be to all four Golden Saints, ramen.
Dear Saint Betty White, please grant me the strength of your infinite wisdom so that I can enter my villain era in peace without taking on too much evil and becoming my mother, a Karen who is actually named Karen. Praised be, ramen.
Petition to start a Champa lookalike contest to be held at Kinokuniya where the fantasy, sci fi and horror section intersect, and participants would just linger around, accidentally frighten the locals, and badly influence children.
Look, depending on where you live, choosing to mask or not is indeed a personal choice. HOWEVER, a person who chooses to keep their safety and health should not need to face such ridiculous nonsense from a company such as Lyft.
I have masked in indoor public spaces for 5 years. Today, with a cold front bearing down on us and in desperate need to wash my winter clothes - and thankfully with funds to do so because of a generous donor - I found myself in an impossible situation 🧵
Airdropping this story to everyone at the bar tonight iflscience.com/wearing-a-salm…
wow! what a cool gojek driver, he has like a mini library in his car! i sure hope i’m about to read something really secular i-
I'm gonna be honest: I'm making a stronger effort to leave Twitter or at least leave it dormant. So, if you're on the 🔵🦋 app, come find me:
Hey! Just a reminder that sharing the very real cost-of-living concerns of Singaporean citizens isn't "exploiting the issue" and it is undemocratic to view opposition figures doing their job as a threat to your dominant one-party rule! Hope this helps!
Govt doing its best to help with cost of living, while opposition tries to exploit issue: PM Wong bit.ly/4932o0W
Vogueing Instructor: It's time to freestyle! Show off your skills! Pose! Show us who you are! Me: *flailing arms, scratches face* That tracks.
There really is no point being sarcastic with bank tellers and doctors.
All Cops Are Bastards, Yo.
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